I am many things to many people.

To two people, I am a father.

To one nice lady, I am a husband.

To far fewer people than Facebook would have you believe, I am a friend.

To many strangers of various social skill levels, I am a writer for iFanboy.com.

Above all, though, I am mainly a person who does not feel like filling this page out right now. Stay tuned. Just… maybe don’t make it your primary focus.