THE VAULT
anecdotes, evidence and forgotten memories.

july 19. The Story So Far...
july 20. Identity Theft
july 21. Where the Wild Things Are
july 23. For Whom the Bell Tolls
july 27. For Whom the Bell Tolls Hourly
july 28. 101 Damnations
july 31. Reality Smites

august 3. "Basement?"
august 4. Kids and "Bastard": the Secret Revealed
august 5. If I Write a Journal Entry, I'll Be Doing Something!
august 6. What's the Opposite of Opposite Day?
august 7. Blood
august 13. Identity Theft II
august 14. Ah, Freedom!
august 15. Whew!
august 18. Ka-BOOM!!!
august 24. Fair is Foul, Foul is Fair

september 1-15. The Whole Job, part I
september 1-15. The Whole Job, part II
september 15-30. ...And Stitches Make Three
september 15-30. my surgery.

october 20. Of Broken Backs and Heart Attacks
october 22. Hate White North

november 4. The Long Trip Home
november 6. Brainless
november 9. Walker
november 24. Brunch Revisited
november 27. Break Break Break

1997 Year in Review January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August | September | October | November | December

january 10. Klingon Optometry
january 23-24. The Worst Best Day
january 28. Mud For Parking, Cable For No One
january 30. You Greasy Little Toadfaced Monkey!
january 31. Family Matters

february 10. Meta
february 14. Gloss
february 20. Straight Flush
february 26. Someone Else's Parents

march 25. A Brief Word
march 26. Hey, Cake!
march 29. Several Thousand Words (includes revealing photos!)

april 1. Love Me!!!
april 6. Goat Woman Lingerie
april 13. Here We Come...
april 23. Dead Patches Walking

may 7. Spurts
may 11. A Nice Piece of Chicken
may 21. It Was the "Freakin'" That Pushed Me Over the Edge

september 14. Non-Entry
september 22. I Meant it at the Time
october 19. Boring Unless You're Me

november 9. Was That Really Necessary?
november 10. Move Toward the Light, Sparky
november 21. Hey, Gay Dude!
december 14. Keep Track of Your Days, Dammit!
december 23. The Somewhat Interactive Tour of Where I Work (warning: image heavy!)

january 1. Crappy New Year part I
january 1. Crappy New Year part II
january 5. Jurassic Car
january 9. The Night I Killed Vargas Swing
january 17. Snap!
january 18. Quickie
january 26. Moms Rule

february 4. Meta II: The Wrath of Leaves
february 7. Nowhere Man
february 10. If I Dislike the Thought of Tinky Winky Having Sex, Does That Make Me Closed-Minded?
february 13. Missing Months, Missing Persons
february 18. Steve's Clues
february 24. Turnaround is Like THAT!
february 27. Q and A

march 1-6. (Journal time spent reworking the home page)
march 12. Eulogy
march 21. Get It Off Me! Get It Off Me!
march 22. Envelope, Please
march 28. Circle of Life, or Just a Drain

april 3. Aloha!
april 7. The Comfy Box
april 8. You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry
april 15. Pummel Therapy
april 17. The Worst Story I Have Heard All Week
april 21. Cheese!
april 28-may 2. ON VACATION

may 2. Mud Season
may 7. Fandom Menace
may 13. Fandom Menace, Episode II: The Haunted Trash Can
may 25. The Verdict
may 31. A Brief Tap Dance on the Soapbox

june 3. Shaken
june 3, 1999 also. Even More Shaken
june 17. Eviction or an Extra Value Meal
june 26. Rancor, Rigor Mortis, Revenge and Rotators

july 4. Technical Difficulties
july 11. Boxing Day
july 15. Push Back
july 18. Bullets About Moving
july 21. Give Me Sassy!
july 26. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Get It in Writing

august 2. The Lost Weekend
august 9. L'amour de Kid Roque
august 11. Neighborhood Witch
august 13-16. A Dash of Herbs
august 19. Mayhem Calling!
august 22. The Fiery Fists of Shaq-Fu

september 4. Wet Disco
september 9. Pompeii Afternoon
september 26. Still No Update
september 28. That Old Time Religion

october 4. Pimps and C.H.U.D.s
october 13. eMasculation
october 16. Hanging, Hanged
october 27. At Steak
october 30. Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen From a Distance

november 4. Park Less
november 11. Here Today, Gone Today
november 14. Fox Hunt
november 20. Dial-An-Anecdote
november 21. Vulgarian
november 24. Dinner with the McDucks
november 30. Little Turkeys

december 1. Addendum: I Am A Moron
december 4. Are the Forks Supposed to be Ornaments?
december 8. Scene From a Workplace
december 15. Burned

january 18. Real Writers Take Months Off at a Time!
part 2 New Year
part 3 misc.
january 30. Hey, My Mistake! Sorry For Liking You!