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january 31, 2000. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

february 11, 2000. Fair Warning
february 13, 2000. Surprise Twist Ending
february 15, 2000. See, the Ring Represents...
february 22, 2000. The British Invasion
february 27, 2000. "Sports Nicknames"?

march 2, 2000. I Want To Give You My Money!
march 5, 2000. No Vacation, Just Sand
march 8, 2000. The Musical Number
march 13, 2000. Gastroporn
march 18, 2000. Dibs on the Diamonds!
march 22, 2000. A Little Anonymity Goes a Long Way
march 27, 2000. A Little More Anonymity Goes a Long Way

april 2, 2000. Decrepidude
april 8, 2000. Red Menaces
april 17, 2000. My Drinking Problem
april 21, 2000. Hot Wheels
april 24, 2000. Oh, You Mean That Resurrection Thing?
april 29, 2000. In Answer to the Question, "Why Not Update Frequently Anyway?"

may 4, 2000. Meet Buster
may 10, 2000. Plain Brown Wrapper
may 11, 2000. Cold-Blooded Bits and Hoes
may 12, 2000. Caesar Has a Switchblade!
may 15, 2000. You Talkin' ta Me?
may 16, 2000. My Volleyball Life

june 2, 2000. Well, That's No Good
june 14, 2000. Tweef page updated as stalling tactic
june 18, 2000. Interlude
june 20, 2000. Thumbs Down
june 25, 2000. Two Tongues Tell Too Much
june 26, 2000. Homemade Are All Right, I Guess, But Store-Bought is Where It's At

july 9, 2000. Tonight: How Big a Poop-Head is Jim?
july 13, 2000. Bad By My Standards, Anyway
july 13, 2000. part the second
july 15, 2000. X-Scape
july 25, 2000. Even Streams of Consciousness Can Be Polluted

august 2, 2000. Estrogen Exodus
august 8, 2000. "What do we want?!" "SLEEP!"
august 10, 2000. Never Mind, No One’s Here, I’ll Come to You
august 16, 2000. Trippy
august 24, 2000. Apocalypse: Sneak Preview This Thursday

september 8, 2000. At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show
september 25, 2000. Line That Connects My Hand to What?!

october 3, 2000. The World is Out of Stuff
october 10, 2000. Contortion, or Let’s Get This Over With
october 24, 2000. Jimski's Adventures in Grouchland
october 31, 2000. Ketchup

november 11, 2000. Could We Start Again Please?
november 13, 2000. More than one person looking for Digimon sex?
november 20, 2000. Textual Harassment
november 25, 2000. Reflecting a Reflection

December: Jet-Skiing Down the River Styx

I. Irresponsible Force, Immovable Objector
II. Passive Living
III. Hot Wheels on Cold Road
IV. P.A.S.
V. 2000

January 5-7: Life is Unfair

I. un(fune)real
II. grief politics

january 27, 2001. In Through the Nose, Out Through the Mouth
january 30, 2001. Bathmat Odyssey

february? Screw February! Screw it, I said!

march 8, 2001. It's All Too Much
march 13, 2001. “depressing... but not in a bad way!”
march 15, 2001. In the Shadow of the Magic Pantaloons
march 20, 2001. The Motif?: Stepping On Things

april 2, 2001. When Worlds Collide, I Go Home Rich
april 8, 2001. Crusade