No, this is not my grandma's house. This is where I work. We use the homey exterior as a ruse to keep away stalkers and/or to make sure prospective job interviewees get really, really lost. The building is sinking at a rate of 1 inch a year under the weight of the leaves in the gutters. Upon looking at this picture, I realized for the first time that we have a chimney, which as far as I know is attached to nothing. I also do not know what the loudspeaker next to the chimney is for, but I assume it's for scaring away prowlers and/or prospective job interviewees.
Let's go 'round back...